Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Vacuum News

Konichiwa! Today your Sensei wants to bring you a new segment he calls “Vacuums in the News”.

Vacuum Cleaner Art
Will Flannery, a fellow appliance enthusiast sees art in everything. He takes the remnants of old appliances from his shop and sculpts them into pieces of genuine art. My favorite piece is his giant robot that sits outside his shop.

Vacuum Cleaner Hurled at Victim
Another sad tale about a man who hurls a vacuum cleaner in a heated argument. I guess he thought knives weren’t sharp enough.

Vacuum Sex Toy Robbery
This story makes me think I should institute an “always wear gloves” policy whenever a customer brings in a vacuum.

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